0800 shift on a Sunday morning, an ungodly shift if there ever was one. The bitching session with BT and OL yesterday was an endless fit of giggles, as always, and the exchange below is something I just have to record for posterity.
Me: *glum* I might have to attend Catholicism conversion classes
BT: OMG! Will they conduct a hymen examination?
10 seconds of maniacal laughter
Me: God I hope not, where am I going to find one?
BT: Don't worry, we'll get you some Japanese jelly to create a barrier for you
Me: Japanese jelly like konniyaku?
BT: Please la, don't be so cheapskate, simi konniyaku! I'm talking about...(I don't know what he was talking about)
Me: Konniyaku atas already, cheapskate is 菜燕 (OL what're the correct Chinese characters? is it even Chinese?)
BT (hysterical): You use 菜燕 la, during your examination the person will tell you "Madam, please get yourself checked for STD, there's something bright green coming out of your vagina, might be algae"
Me: Then I will say "It must be from the lack of use" lor! (you know, like the saying "a rolling stone gathers no moss"?)
BT: Yah you might as well say it's photosynthesis
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BT is amazingly a fantastic teacher! As OL rightly pointed out, his teaching and disciplinary methods will really leave a deep impression on the receipients, unconventional they may be, and 10 years from now they will remember his cutting comments about their bra/spelling/choice of bombastic words.
Sunday, October 04, 2009
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